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Ah Beng Jokes

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, “My mobile no. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610.”

Ah Beng: I am a proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Doctor: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final game.

Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a ‘GOD’.
Wife: How do you know?
Ah Beng: When I went to the park today, everybody said, “Oh GOD! You have come again.”

Ah Beng complained to a police: “Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How come the thief did not take your TV?”
Ah Beng: “I was watching TV news…”

Ah Beng came back 2 his car & found a note saying “Parking Fine”.
He wrote a note and stuck it to a pole, saying ”Thanks for complement.”

How do you recognize an Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Once, an Ah Beng was walking. He had a glove on one hand and not on other.
A man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Ah Beng is in a bar when his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

Teacher: “I killed a person.” Convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng: “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning.
Ah Beng replied ”Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.”

* The contents of this post are fully based on a forwarded mail from Shar Ren, titled “Ah Beng (Latest Version)” *

May 20th, 2008 | 2 LoLz | Posted by taileong

day one in cambodia: sneak preview


i’ve not got much time to blog
but what i’ve seen today has really touched a nerve somewhere inside me
no matter how poor these ppl are, no matter how much they suffered in the past and is still suffering,
they are happy with life.
they are grateful to be alive.
and that says a lot.

it only goes to show that, money really does NOT buy happiness.
just compare the depression rates between the people in the states and in cambodia
these people are happy!
happy to be alive!
and what is everyone else in the first and second world countries doing?
always being dissatisfied with what they have, what they own.

people here are so friendly!
everything is so laid back!
people stop to chat to us, people smile..
they aint like the people in big cities, always seemingly rushing for something like the world is going to end if they stop to smile for a sec.

oh well…

anyhow, here’s one interesting thing i did today
i’m not proud of em things and the creation and purpose of it
but it was still an experience

May 20th, 2008 | LoLz forbidded | Posted by rogue

Album Review: Even If It Kills Me by Motion City Soundtrack

Hey guys, i think I’m going to break the duck by posting this blogpost. As the title suggests, it’s my take on the album. For starters, we need to get to know our fellow artist first, Motion City Soundtrack. It is an indie alternative rock band, founded circa 1997 and they’ve been rocking ever since. With their melodic tunes, some may say that they overlap on the pop-punk-rock genre.

Nevertheless these 5 lads from Minnesota are awesome, and their latest album i think is their best so far.(Okok, not fresh, hot-from-the-oven news la….it was released back in 2007 but they just released another single, that’s why im posting =P). It’s only their 3rd album so far and the long gaps between albums sorta suggest that much work has been put into the process of creating it.

the guys…from left: Justin Peirre (rhythm guitar – fender telecaster), Jesse Johnson (keyboards/synthesizer), Tony Thaxton (drums), Matthew Taylor (bass guitar – fender jazz / precision bass) and Joshua Cain (lead guitar – Gibson SG).

Album Cover

This album is pretty awesome and the hype was already building even before its launch, as the AP (alternative press, the leading magazine for genres like alternative rock, pop punk & etc.) has labelled it as the most anticipated album of 2007.

The album has 13 tracks (excluding bonus tracks) and my picks would be:

  • track 2: This Is For Real (their 2nd single for the album)
  • track 8: Broken Heart (their 1st single – u guys should also check out the music video. Its really cute. (well not in a queer way ah…..i’m 100% straight!!)
  • track 10: Where I Belong
  • track 13: Even If It Kills Me (well someone has even customized it, made playable on Guitar Hero)

Other tracks are good as well. Unlike in most typical albums from major labels such as EMI, Sony & etc., there will always be one or a couple of songs from the album that you would never listen to and you would always press the ‘skip’ button when u know the song is coming up next on your stereo. Well this album hasn’t got any of that rubbish. It gives you an impression that it wasn’t ‘rushed’ and the whole album sorta have this really unique ‘feel’ to it. The kind of ‘feel’ that you would only get from MCST.

Most importantly, they stayed true to their ‘kind’ of music (unlike Fall Out Boy whose sound has changed so much since their last album, From Under the Cork Tree). I like the vibes that the music sends out and also the eloquence of the lyrics that sorta blends into the music so well, that you would feel as if the feeling of the writer, Justin, is perpetuated on you. So, overall I would rate this album at 9/10 (I was thinking of 9.5 but I think I’m gonna reserve that for their next album ;-) ).

May 19th, 2008 | No LoLz | Posted by P.I.T.H.S.O.H

i miss penang and the festival


i know i have yet blogged bout it
neither have i posted pictures of the world music festival
will do it when i get my computer fixed

however, it does not stop me from missing it
it was the one time that musicians were treated like kings and queens in malaysia
or rather, they were respected
musicians, in malaysia, are still looked upon as poor useless things
some would acknowledge their talents, but thats about it.
a lot of event companies would hire musicians, and then treat them like crap while they lick the shoes of celebs
just goes to show how back dated malaysians are
wouldnt know how its like anywhere else in the world, but generally, in malaysia, thats the case.

i also miss how we could just walk down and play water polo with the other musicians.
it was one of the times that nearly everyone would come out and play
(not counting drinking sessions! haha)
its always fun to see croatians, canadians, kenyans, americans, malaysians, irish, and tibetan swish swashing around in a small pool trying to drive the ball home

there is also the beach
well, i dont think it can pass off as a beach seeing as its tiny and hopelessly shoreless
but still, it holds fond memories
besides, the last time i actually got to see a sunrise, or anything remotely close to it, was a long LONG time ago.
there were 2 meter long iguanas there too!
(eh, wait, were they iguanas or monitor lizards? are they the same???)
whatever it is, they were pretty cool
only got to see one
and it was walking so slowly into the rocks
its tongue sticking out like a doofus
one cool thing about the beach thou,
it had lots and lots of sea shells and star fishes!
i lurve the star fishes
forgot to bring some back.. sigh~
hmmm too bad the water was so dirty
would be nice to try to hunt for sea horses

what i miss most is the atmosphere and the company
would give anything to have that back
to be at the festival grounds with my friends
and to the beach with….

and, as they say, life is too short
way too short for regrets
never try, never know
but should i?

May 17th, 2008 | LoLz forbidded | Posted by rogue

ah i miss writing


i miss my computer
i miss typing away when i feel like it
i miss having the freedom to surf the internet any time i want
i miss coming home to a working computer and internet at my disposal
i miss everything about my computer
(i’m using azeem’s computer now btw)

i’m reduced to having check my mail via my mobile phone
everything is so tiny
cant see pictures either
cant download pictures either either
ish… how annoying

i’ve come to realize that technology is important,
but no matter how important it is,
it fails us.

May 17th, 2008 | LoLz forbidded | Posted by rogue