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Best Divorce Reply

Got this from a friend of mine today, thought of sharing it with all of you.

Dear Husband,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.

I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw..

Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-wife

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!

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Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a boy’! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, didn’t comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.

About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica .

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S.    I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that’s not a problem

Study break + emo-ness

Kenneth is back in london, n will b back in germany on monday. He went back yesterday by midnight flight but i didn't send him off. I believed that was the best thing to do for both me n him.

I have sent him off twice at the airport n he has sent me off once (the time i came back from germany), n everytime it was just so difficult for me..so hard that i decided not to send him off this time, for my own good as well as his. Cuz i know me looking sad at the airport will make things hard for him.. Also, considering it is my study break now, i shouldn get too immersed in this negative emotions..

But well, although i didn't send him off, doesn't mean i didn't cry! I had so much tears flowing down my cheek the past two days that he was actually amazed that my tears never go dry..-_-"

Today is the first day since he went back to germany, n i've been feeling really miserable..=( I went to sleep in the afternoon, but cried before that, got tired n fell alseep.=P

Anyway i was glad, cuz we still get to chat online! Me just finished chatting online with him! I think we chatted online more than two hours today..weehehehe... But cuz my bro was in the living room, we decided to just on the webcam n type..though i really wanted to hear his voice..

After chatting online, he called, using his maxis line..i didn't pick up the first time cuz i thought he called by mistake, n it would b expensive if i answer.. But he called the second time, n i picked up. I got to hear his voice! N i was truly happy! But considering how much it costs, we only had a few minutes conversation.. Still, im happy, contented and indeed touched..

Im going to sleep now, hope i will dream of him tonight and every night.=) Lao kung i miss u!! Jiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannng duo!=D

From Kamunting to Whitley Road

Shrink to patient: “Now, I will say a few words and I would like you to tell me immediately what came to your mind.” 

That line should sound familiar. It is one of those famous tests that Psychologists use (well at least its one of the more popular ones on TV). Now, I would like to do a bit of that exercise too. Tell me what came to your minds when I say these: 

Corruption, Cronies, Suppressed freedom of speech, banning of illegal gathering, government-controlled media and press, corrupted judiciary and electoral commission, ISA?!?!

I think I know you guys would be thinking…”Damn! Another political-cum-history crap again?! This bugger just never stops! Anyway, ‘give face a bit’, play along….erm……1st impression arr?? Hhmmm..are u talking about Barisan Nasional and Malaysia?”

Well that would be the most natural answer, but there are more than one answer to that. People often forget but it’s just right under our noses (like literally ‘under our noses’!) yeah..what else if not: PAP and Singapore. More info can be found in this linked video. As usual discussions are most welcomed, and yea…It’s my effort in trying to push that ‘picture’ down…

 

PS…Attention! Please try not to watch it if you are in that island republic, as it’s banned from the country and the producers had to cross the Tebrau Straits just to screen it to the audience.

I Somehow Find You and I Collide

how safe is our lrt?

after yesterday’s collision incident at 6.30pm involvin 2 lrt trains 200m from the bukit jalil station which caused 6 injuries, many of you would started doubtin our light rail transit service.

let’s ponder for a moment about the above question. to date, there’s been 1 accidental overshoot and 1 collision on the ampang line (formerly known as star).

the kelana jaya line (formerly known as putra) has had no collisions or accidents involving personal injury except computer glitch which caused trains to stall.

as for keretapi tanah melayu berhad, there’s been a train derailment with at least 1 death and 12 injuries.

but hey, all these happened over a period of more than 10 years, with millions of passengers served and millions of kilometres travelled! if compared to other public transports, the lrt is safer, if not perfectly safe, than everythin else.

even technologically advance countries like singapore cannot avoid train accidents. on 5th august 1993, 2 trains collided at clementi station after operatin for only 6 years because of an oil spillage on the track, which resulted in 132 injuries.

there, did i answer the question?