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1. losing all your friends

man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
he shoots his friend and kills him.
wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends.”

2. brother wanted

a small boy wrote to santa claus, “send me a brother”…
santa wrote back, “send me your mother“…

3. importance of a period

teacher: “do you know the importance of a period?”
kid: “yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.”

4. confident vs. confidential

a young boy asks his dad, “what is the difference between confident and confidential? ”
dad says, “you are my son, i’m confident about that. your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!”

5. anger management?

husband: “when I get mad at you, you never fight back. how do you control your anger?”
wife: “i clean the toilet.”
husband: “how does that help?”
wife: “i use your toothbrush.”

source: yukitee.blogspot.com

As probably many of my batchmates already know, kenneth is back in malaysia and i went out with him today. He still looks the same except that his back is peeling due to the sun-tanning during europe tour.

Upon entering the car, yeap we hugged. N then he started giving me the things he bought for me during his tour with his siblings. Then, we went to midvalley and of course, pak tor there lah...what else..

Anyway, on our way back to vista, i showed him the wrong direction and we ended up almost reaching putrajaya.*sweats* I think it took us around one an a half hours to reach vista, which should have actually been 15-20 mins..so, poor thing, cuz my mistake he was late for dinner with his family.*guilty look*

I got back, n the first thing i did was...take pictures!! Here's one photo of the things he bought me.



Taking a closer look, these two are actually marks and spencer's mini bites, i dunno how to describe it. But well, i think the picture is pretty clear.

Next up, Harrod's choc. It is apparently a famous chocolate brand, some designer chocolate thingie, (which prolly explains the meticulous details of every choc) which i don't exactly know..hehe..


This! Is a lip gloss from Victoria Secret. I wonder why he bought it for me, cuz i seldom make up. But well, it looks nice n smells nice too!

N finally, Burberry Brit.perfume! It smells sweet. He knows i like sweet ones eh?hehe.. Oh ya, he also got me postcards from all the cities he visited.=) Anyway, my housemates now headache already. Cuz chin yeong told me initially they planned to buy perfume for me for my birthday. So now.....hehe...you guys just got to think harder!! Gambateh!! I love u all!!hehe..

as cruel as it may seem, life still offers us 2 choices:

a pet or a baby?

dog

baby

your decision

source: geek sisters

someone decided to show their sense of humour when they discovered the missin telephone from this booth.

awesome?

source: odd planet

and, another random picture from the net to end my post: