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Name: currently known as 'baby'. Name not finalised yet..
DOB: 17 Feb 2009
Time: 8.21am
Height: 51cm
Head circumference: 34cm
Weight: 3kg

There you go. My sis's newborn baby @ my niece!=D

imma so bored i’m finding album artwork for my itunes

i just reformat my laptop so these few days are spent on downloading all softwares (eg. opera, last.fm, adobe media player, skype, msn, real player & itunes of course)

& i hate the new skype & msn so much!!!

cos i don’t know how to close the chat space

sorry i’m a noob when skype change its design… need time to adapt

i miss my cute cute msn

the one got cartoon cartoon

the current msn is very boring

the only good thing about msn is this

you can choose which skin pattern you like
& share photo without transferring pics

but still i miss the old one

ok… i give up finding album artwork liao

not because i’m lazy

it’s because streamyx is super damn slow

just now half way updating blog, i gave up

cos it took too long to upload the pics

so i decided to type first

gosh, my life is so boring

thank goodness i’m going to waterfront buffet tomorrow

peeps, we have 10 more weeks (excluding feb) to be together

let’s go kai kai

& woei!! go photoshooting call me laa

if not, imma thick skin & self invite myself

gosh, how boring can my life be?

Hey barghers,

It’s me again. Following my post of revelation of what men REALLY craved for (longer dick), I think it is time for me to make the so called ‘flip-side’ post. Today, I’m going to reveal what women REALLY want in life. Well, as you all know, there are two ways about this: the short way or the long dong way. I could, just tell you right off that women want bigger boobs a rich husband, lots of money, 5Cs (Car, Cash, Credit Card, Condominium and Country Club), …….. the list goes on. We do know that women are greedy, aren’t they? But that wouldn’t be fun, would it?

Therefore, I would hereby present you a true story that happened centuries ago, an ancient wisdom, passed down only to the wisest of men. I could, keep this invaluable knowledge to myself, but due to my overflowing love for my lovely barghers, I decided to share this profound yet subtle wisdom with all of you. Be prepared to be enlightened:

This is very interesting………(to women)    pls take time to ponder………(to men) enjoy the story .

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur’s closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur’s question thus: ‘What a woman really wants?’
She said, ‘Is to be in charge of her own life.’

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth.
And that Arthur’s life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
‘Which would you prefer? She asked him.
‘Beautiful during the day …. or at night?’
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?

(If you are a man reading this…) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN’S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT… make YOUR choice before you scroll down below… OKAY?

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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time..
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
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Now… what is the moral to this story?

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The moral is…
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is !
2) If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, always remember:
IT’S EITHER ‘HER WAY‘ OR IT’S ‘NO WAY‘ !!!

My dear barghers, you are henceforth enlightened. Use this wisdom wisely.

Yours truly,

Long Dong

i was referring to playing mahjong online. if you carry out a google search on the term “mahjong”, you’ll notice that most of the results return mahjong solitaire online game, which is totally not what i have in mind.

worry no more.

me and my housemates came across viwawa, a leading massively multiplayer online game and social network service site with a focus on casual games. just hit the signup button and you’re good to go.

some of the familiar casual games offered are dai di, memory, chess, and mahjong. this blog post will only focus on mahjong. click on the “play now!” button for wahjong under games tab.

the rules are either based on singapore or hong kong mahjong, and is determined by the owner of the game match. so far, i’ve only played classic game mode with 0 minimum hand. the time limit, too, is decided by the owner. if a player agrees to the configuration set by the owner, he/she can show it by clicking on the ready button. otherwise, leaving the match before it begin is advisable. take note that all players must agree in order for a match to start.

please know the terms (eg. chi, pong, hu), rules and gameplay before you get your hands dirty i would recommend joining matches with a time limit of at least 10 seconds to avoid “timeout” due to connection delay. the following are the insights of the game:

create an account and start playing today! the best things in life are free.