The Star, Friday 22 May 2009
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received an email written as follows:
At last, a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear ‘ the rules ‘ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. (Note: these are all numbered ’1 ‘ on purpose)
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cars, computers, handphones etc.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Wahey.. after long long time being under inside the cave wtf zzz
Okok.. this post is gonna be crappy & snappy cos i’m dead tired yet cannot resist the temptation of onlining
Neway neway, i’m currently at section 17 dee!! ready for my practical on monday!!! saatchi & saatchi sumore!!! ugly betty even mention the saatchi brothers in this week’s episode!!!
thanks jinni for saving my life – helping me get a room here.. & thanks to roy whoever you are without u i’m homeless
Plus plus.. i drove to yi-poh & kay-elle in one day.. okok some might think so what kan?
HELLO IF YOU ASK ME
can drive to yi-poh ka?
jusco nia laa.. other places tarak tau woh..
you see how hopeless am i in navigating & driving long distance but i drove to 2 places in one day so… *WOW* thanks to yan qing for teman-ing me, teaching me & bringing me go kai kai so i won’t get bored starting to love you liao/my bf better be careful lor/i cant wait to see my new bf(f) on monday yay go pasar malam yay zzz
7 days since I last saw my love.. bloody hell didnt give me the pic we took at the airport also.. luckily i didnt cry.. only cried when i had to leave my dearie soo ai.. cant wait for her to be back from china tomorrow to catch up with all the gossips but still still (!!!) it will never be the same baybeh.. missing u like hell *sobs*
& i wana meet up with my les partner stephy baby.. sorry huoy feng u’re fired although u live in old klang road but i wana makan the famous klang bak kut teh (!!!)
PS: better dont lemme see elias this week although i didnt cry but still (!!!) i miss the new donk & my pretty boy so much!!

LOOK AT MY BEARD!!! AIYOH SHOULD HAVE WORN A TUBE BIKINI SO DAT I’LL LOOK NAKED IN THE PIC ZZZ
HEADLINE OF TOMORROW: BEARDED NAKED WOMAN ZZZ
PPS: told u it’s crappy kan.. still wana read? kekeke
now we can ride to Pangkor island in less than 15 minutes! (if you ask me, the new jetty looks like a factory from far) no, not this island. that photo was taken when we overlooked back towards Teluk Batik direction. Marina Island Pangkor, if i’m not mistaken, is a man-made reclaimed land located very [...]
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