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in your crystal heart, i see the real you

October 5th, 2008 | Posted by jinni | LoLz forbidded

the REAL you is

the one who fears fear
the one who doubts trust

but if we're together, you could hold my hand and

we could dream dreams
we could find comfort in each other

because I am just like you

you see, I am afraid of the world too

rot in HELL u will MOFO!

October 3rd, 2008 | Posted by jinni | LoLz forbidded

today, i came back by bus

because i got a pile of assignments that needs doing.

farnee-ly enuff,

the lady at the ticketing counter gave me a double seat

altho i requested clearly for a single seater..

i double-checked with her and she confirmed i had the single seat..

YES i double checked

the bus arrived 30 mins late,

the bus driver took his own sweet time,

and worse,

we had to drop by the gas station because bus running low on gas..

SO NOT EFFICIENT

SO NOT PREPARED..

wtf damn lousy ar..

on the bus, i got double seat. WTF.. beside some Thai dude.. no offence har. and he ter-"sleep" his hand kept ter-"slipped" to my seat to MY LEG!!!
MO-FO!!!!!
so many times man!!
at first i thought he sleeping so watever la..
later i saw he on his phone an his hands still brushing against the side of MY leg!!!
babi, i laser him with my eyes and HE won't die..
f*ker, last last i called pakee on my hp to keep me company..
den the MOFO oni din touch me cuz i sounded damn pissed..
i keep sms-ing pakee and i keep laser-ing bloody Thai dude with my eyes.
damn, talk english also he dun understand!
and as if that's not bad enuff he has got a bad case of body odour..

the moment the bus reached pudu, i jumped of , paid RM30 for a cab to go back
i know rm30 is slaughter but wat the hell man!!!
wat i needed most was a bath and quick because i can still feel his stupid hand prints on the side of my leg..
i hope he rots in the burning fire of hell

jinni could just faint and die

all this in the name of completing assignments...

after all that i've gone tru,

if this sem i dun get good results

i can take the many many sleeping pills and kill myself till i die!

selamat hari raya!!!

October 1st, 2008 | Posted by jinni | LoLz forbidded

Raya is finally HERE!!!

after looking at my friends berpuasa for 1 month..

and also been mistakenly looked at with most dissaproving manner for apparently

NOT puasa-ing

(jus because of my confusing skin colour... hallo, i chinese ok?)

i could finally let my guards down and enjoy RAyA..

hoho macam lar aku berpuasa kuat sangat..

but i lurve raya becoz of all the awesome good food u can find..

deng, tis time no chance at all to go to seksyen 14 punya bazaar ramadhan..

sheesh..

i miss the brain-brain (otak-otak) there... :(

i shall blog about my holidays in another post lar..

this is just to wish all Malaysians ,

"SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!!"

*yang balik kampung tu, baik baik memandu ler..
*yang dah kat kampung tu, elokler tu... tapi janganler asyik sangat main bunga api/meriam buluh sampai hilang tangan kaki tu.. ok? okay~~~

Panda is dead!

September 22nd, 2008 | Posted by jinni | LoLz forbidded

1. wuu.. my panda umbrella died!

2. i chatted with a polar bear today.

3. i added a blue scarf to my non-existing scarf collection

4. the sun shone differently today.

5. should i eat THE cake?

beating the blues

i *heart* you

nothing can be odder that this

September 17th, 2008 | Posted by jinni | LoLz forbidded

oddest e-mail received for the day

KL S*x Club for Yuppies
From: Cherry Love Romantik (http://by114w.bay114.mail.live.com/mail/ApplicationMain_13.1.0132.0805.aspx?culture=en-MY&hash=2595005004#)
You may not know this sender. Mark as safe Mark as unsafe

Hi All,

im Cherry,, im the female moderator for KL S*x Club, this is entirely free,,, we just wanna grow the club and have our fantasies fulfilled with like-minded ppl.

Firstly, single gals are most welcomed, male with gf or married is welcomed as well,,, single guys,,, so sorry,,, u will not be approved....ONLY CHINESE

The rules :

1. Secrecy
2. No disease such as STDs and so on
3. Not overweight -> (wat if ppl got fetish? )
4. No rough stuffs or SM ->(!!!!! wat if i like? )
5. Respect to members, must get permission for or*l, an*l, cumming on body,, n so on,,
no means no... ->( sounds like a sound advice to guys . girls say No means NO)
6. No filtering and asking questions before meeting up, the moderators will ensure that members are of high quality, if u r not satisfied,, u can leave the club at any time... (!!!!)
7. Average or good looks

To join, kindly send ur photo to us,,, one with ur face, another is full body n*de ( u can cover ur face for n*de photos ) - if couple, must send photos of both members...... (jinni faints)

Membership is limited, once we have enough members,, we will stop adding....Successful members will be further briefed of the methods for s*xual encounters. Have a nice day!!

dun ask me how it ended up in my mailbox man.. i dunno.. i think dis fella after watching Deception came out with this "brilliant" idea to start this club here in KL...

p.s : i should go there spy spy.. but whose n*de picture shall i put? hmm...mayb tl's sexytime/porn-star pose might do the trick..hmmm