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got up at 7:30am and lazed in bed because it was still so quiet outside..
boy was i wrong!
by 8:15am people started coming up for morning worship and devotion. sigh.
imagine having to walk out in your pajamas while people are singing. malunya..

at breakfast i was told that i’ll be going to the farm, so i got ready malaysian style and got told to change to long pants and long sleeves as it is more cooling that way (still cant understand how being all covered is cooler)
was given a pair of shoes because i didnt own one.
at 11am we headed over to the farm where i was told to pick a task
dig/shovel soil or wash pigs?
i chose to wash the pigs first.
washing the pigs meant having to stand on the wall of their den and hose down the den to clean out all their shit and pee then hose them down to get them clean
some of the pigs like to drink from the hose so that was pretty cool!!

it was a little nerve wrecking though because the wall wasnt high and the adult pigs can stand up on the wall and they’d not only be tall er than humans, they’d be able to push you off the wall as well!
luckily none did so we proceeded to feeding the piglets.
gosh the minute they smell food they start squeeling and ‘honking’ its so so noisy….!!!
the sounds they make is so loud it gets unbearable!
feeding also meant having to stand guard so that the ducks and guinea hens dont come steal the food. that meant having to stand there with a stick to whack them off.
after that it was on to shoveling soil
it wasnt too tough.
it was just really hot and your body just slows down in such heat

at 12:30pm they brought me back.
lunch break is from 12pm – 2pm
so i sat down, brought my notebook out and started learning Lao from them
they were in turn learning pronunciation of English words from me!

at lunch i was served cow intestines, i think
they looked terrible
it came in the soup and its common courtesy to finish everything they serve you
OMG!!! it taste terrible!
gewy, chewy, bitter, sandy…. YUCK!!
After that i immediately went up to get my vitamins and swallowed them! haha!
at 2pm i took a half hour nap before having to head out to the farm again, this time to cut grass.

the farm boys had bible class so after teaching me how to operate the machine, they left me to it.
it aint easy let me tell you!
its one of those you see some lonely guy using to cut grass in the middle of the roads in KL with, but this is not as high tech..
the balancing wasnt right so the distribution of the machine’s weight was poor.
someone said its about 10kg
-.-
fml..
so at 3pm – 4:30pm i was cutting a huge patch of grass until my shouder couldnt take it anymore, i headed back to get some water
i swear the sun somehow shines extra brighter and hotter in Lao!
lucky it isnt all too humid though there’s barely any wind

after grass cutting (i finally ran out of fuel) Hubert, Arnold and another Cambodian guy came by
they brought with them pumpkin plants
they were all still baby plants and Hubert asked me whether i wanted to watch them plant them
so i went
i ended up planting all of them and Wai Pon told me that they are now my responsibility.. *sweat*
so there i am in the middle of a pineapple farm and jungle planting pumpkin baby plants

FUUH! what a day!
Hubert said everyone’s been praising me all day saying i’m hardworking..
i think they’re just now used to seeing people work without stopping
and here i thought i’m slow and lazy as it is..
but i guess you cant blame them.. the heat really slows you down.. a lot!

During dinner i had the worse headache so i took a nice long shower. washed my hair and headed up to check out my new SIM from TIGO this time and found that it works so i’m connected to the internet via mobile! WHOOPIE!
sent some emails, sent some text and off to bed it was!

only to get up at 2am in EXCRUCIATING pain…!
my arms felt as though they were broken and everything in both my arms hurt so badly it wasnt funny!
from palm down to elbow it was pain, pain and pain
probably from the grass cutting flinsy machine and all it’s vibration..
and it wasnt even good vibration if u know what i’m sayin’
-.-

i got up at 7:30am and started getting ready almost immediately as i didnt know what time we were to leave then at 7:50am i get a call from Hubert telling me to be ready at 8:30am
i took the final opportunity to use the internet one last time then headed out..

we traveled around town looking for something but i didnt know what as i did not understand Lao.
finally it appears that we were to pick 4 other people up.
one of them is Amy whois american born Lao and she was Miss Asia International or something.
we finally found the hotel (Hubert got Orchid mixed up with Orchard) and had breakfast while waiting for them.
after an hour or so they came down and we set off  taking in some of the local sights.
i got to talking to Alan who’s also ABL.
we connected through photography and kids.
Amy’s mom and cousin were too busy talking and looking out the window.
it was Alan’s first time back to Laos after leaving at age 2 to Chicago.
Amy and her mom also lives in Chicago but she flies to NY for work a lot it seems.

after a short tour we got onto Route 13 which leads all the way to Luang Prabang and ultimately China.
on the way we stopped by a couple of ATM’s for me to try to use my card but IT WONT WORK!
*grumble grumble*
we then set off traveling for about 45 minutes and suddenly we pulled off the road and was swamped with people
o.O
they took my bags out and i was wondering why
turns out Wai Pon stays in/behind a mini food shop and i was to stay in the office that’s above the shop.
i was still confused, however because they told me i was to stay in the village
o.O”
well, in Lao, a village is along the main roads
sporadically along main roads you’ll find civilization and shops and houses
these are the villages
you can also see this from the plane as you are descending.
road, some buildings, road, some buildings, road, some buildings bla bla bla…

after showing me to my room and putting my thigns away, we pilled back into the car to go to the farm.
it wasnt all too far.
maybe about 15 minutes walk.
it was pretty far in so the change of scenery was vast!
it went from dusty main road to kampung houses then silence and greenery then an open land which is the farm
i was intrigued as there were pigs on the farm!
there were 5 one month old piglets and some 3 month old piglets and the rest were giants!!
the only male looked so sad in one corner (its got HUGE BALLS)
we took some pictures, met some of the farm boys who’re training to be pastors, looked at some plants then left.
the rest wanted to go back into town and i needed a phone line so i followed them
suddenly we stopped and everyone got out
turned out the ladies wanted to shop
-.-
so we walked around a bit and i got my first SIM card, ETL (which sadly doesnt work all too well cos it somehow doesnt allow me to connect to the internet via mobile) and walked around some more

finally we piled back in, dropped them off, changed cars (were were using the hyundai starex which is Hubert’s godsister’s) and picked up the 2 other malaysian missionaries that are staying here as well, Slyvia and Gloria.
the Lao people pronounce Gloria as Claudia so i keep looking around for Claudia only to find Gloria. CIs.
i thought in wishing CLaude was here it would make her appear for real. SO WRONG!

we headed back and i got to settling in.
there are around 15 kids in this house. not all are Wai Pon’s.
some are his deceased sister’s and another sister’s kids and some relative’s kids as well as Hubert’s adopted daughter.
they all looked at me rather curiously the entire time
i felt like a foreign thing at an exhibition! haha
there was a lot of things to get used to
shower is quite a walk away and it is situated outside the building.
after 10pm if anyone wants to use the toilet they will have to go through the main house.
i also needed slippers to shower and move around the house in but i stupidly only brought my Birks so i had to walk across the street to get a pair.
Gloria was kind enough to come with me.
i also had to get use to the fact that all the upstairs hall switches (i.e. aircon, fans, lights) are all in my room!
oh and the door has a glass panel so its now got 2 pieces of newspaper stuck on so i can change in modesty hahaha
also, night times meant English lessons and it also meant they had worship first then class and it happens right outside my ‘room’!
oh and did i mention the abundance of LIZARDS?!
argh!! walking to the bathroom outside was a scary gamble of weather a lizard was gonna fall on me or not..
urgh!
one thing i like, though, is the fact that people sleep early here
there’s just nothing to do here at night so i got a chance to catch up on my reading and go to bed at 11pm.
so nice

As i left KL, i wondered what’s in stored for me in Laos.
I’ve never been there and didnt know what to expect!
the trip did not start out as great as i hoped it would.
At LCCT the plane was delayed by more than half an hour and i had two very heavy bags with me. One of which’s strap broke while i was walking to the plane.

Upon arrival, i just had to punish myself by choosing the slowest line at immigration
-.-
every other line was getting shorter and shorter and mine stayed pretty much stagnant except when people jumped lanes.
i stupidly stayed on and ended up being one of the last few people left and still the guy at my counter took his own sweet time. I’m guessing he’s new or cant read.
In the end it was down to one last person at every counter so i waited for the next free one.
the guy at my lane’s counter took 3 times the time to precess the simple ‘chop’ and ‘welcome!’
one of the good things about this Lao airport was that at baggage claims, they arranged all the backpacks together neatly in a row and luggages in another row. that was pretty cute a sight i must say!

Hubert was waiting outside with Wai Pon, whom i met 2 years ago in Cambodia during Friends Around the Table. I was to stay with Wai Pon and his family but for the first night i get treated to a night at one of the hotels in town, Asian Pavilion Hotel.
As we drove from the airport i realized that Vientiane is not as ‘backward’ as some claims it to be!
someone actually told me there’s nothing in Vientiane and i’m beginning to think that she must have expected New York City or something..
-.-”
Vientiane is quite similar to certain parts of Bangkok and Siem Reap.

The hotel we were staying at is located in Nan Pu or centre point. It is one of Vientiane’s more popular streets.
the hotel is considered 3 stars in Lao but i think in Malaysian standards it should be around 1 star.
it was livable though.
clean and there were not a single bug or insect in sight.
the room however looked to be from the past!
nothing matches hahaha
even my bed covers and the next was different!
mine’s floral and the other as Donald Duck! hahahaha
the towels had holes in them but they were clean and the shower head sprayed water in every direction!
all the light switches or switches for that matter are all upside down.

i was given about an hour to rest before heading out to dinner.
thank goodness there was wifi but it went off almost every minute.
apparently the network is a little wonky.
its good during the night starting 9pm and is best towards morning but sometimes during the afternoon it goes off and on on its own.
from 6pm-8pm, dont even think of using the wifi because you’ll just end up trying to bald yourself haha!

at 7pm, it was already dark as we walked towards the food area.
we passed by Swensons and the Pizza Place. its new and is currently one of the hotspots of Vientiane!
as we got to central street, we could see food everywhere! there are any types of food you want, asian only though..
there were book shops and clothing shops and small supermarkets that resembles something that came out of a picture dating 50 years back in Malaysia (ok its a bit exaggerated)
we met up with a friend of Hubert’s, Arnold who’s been working in Lao for a very long time.
we had korean by the way.
come all the way to Lao and what do i eat on the very first day? korean. well done.
we got to talking about traveling and between both Hubert and Arnold, they’ve pretyt much covered all of Asia, backpacking and driving and they agreed that if they were given the opportunity to do it again, they’d say NO!!
but Hubert says to go. it will be dangerous and we may encounter a whole load of shit along the way but it should not deter us from it!

after dinner, arnold drove us back and we retreated into our rooms to use the internet.
i somewhat knew that  that would be the last time i’m going to be able to use the internet on my laptop for a long long time.

p.s. oh btw, as we were descending (plane) we were going through cloud after cloud as it was a cool/rainy day. we were also going pass mountains and beautiful greenery it seem like the hallelujah mountains in Avatar! gorgeous sight!

ARGH! finally! internet!
okay maybe i’m exaggerating a little.. i’ve got mobile internet but you know how its like.. tiny words, tiny screen.. cant upload pictures, cant chat cant everything lah!

anyways, i’m in a village called Nee Lai which is about an hour from town..
i’ve been working in a farm there, sleeping on a tiny mattress in an office, and teaching kids how to catwalk and pose for the camera..
(ya ya i know.. odd thing to teach! haha)
i’ll be updating whenever i can and will try to upload pictures when i can as well

there are a lot of things to get used to such as sleeping early, getting more then 8 hours of sleep, lizards EVERYWHERE imma die, eating weird organs, seeing nearly everyone use iphones, lefthand drives, bathroom super far away, pigs governing your daily lives and having to plant pumpkin plants every other day…
oh and have i mentioned that here, and a few other asian countries, the men do lesser work but boss the women around and make women do harder work then the men? yah… i’ve been subjected to that… gone are the sight of gentlemen.. oh well, i asked for it..

oh and because i wished to do Dirty Jobs, i’m actually getting what i asked for..!
gotta be super careful what i wish for next time round

will update soon!

p.s. have you seen how big a male pig’s balls are?! they are the size of my HEAD! pictures soon mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

was minding my own business when i got an email thru facebook..
and it just struck me as……. ‘hilarious’

when all the world round people are suffering and dying from floods, earth quakes, HIV/AIDS, lack of food and water, and unaided pregnancies, this is plain ridiculous in comparison.

Come enjoy a ‘live’ Christmas concert with multi award composer XXX and Friends.

This is in aid of musicians who are in need.

The concert will be recorded for a Christmas CD release later this year. Featuring a stellar cast of musicians from different ethnic backgrounds.

you’ve GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT?!

i mean, seriously?! SERIOUSLY~?!

the stellar cast is quite, impressive.. they are some of the best musicians in the country
and i’m guessing the ’cause’ aint them.. unless the industry has gone to the dogs…

and get this

Entrance is free. A free-will collection will be taken at the end of the concert. All 100% of the collection will be distributed to the cause.

hmmmm…. either the email wasnt written right, or i must have gone temporarily senile because to me, a cause should be something more substantial..

i look at it this way, you’re a MUSICIAN, right?
so that would mean that you’ve got a talent, and you know it.
so WHY dont you do something with it?
yea yea i know the industry is tough and all that but i’m sure with hard work, perseverance and some form of creative business sense, you’ll get by
because there are SO DAMN MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD who either dont have a home now, no job, no idea they’ve got a talent, no idea they are worth something in this world, no idea of a life outside of their sufferings, no parents and no future!
and here you are with a cause in aid of musicians in need?!

this is such a joke…
must be the best joke of the century!